The numbers are grotesque by any public sector standard. Some Australian Public Service (APS) department secretaries now earn more than $1 million a year. That's over nine times the average weekly earnings, and for the heads of Treasury and the Department of Prime Minister and Cabinet, it's over ten times. The prime minister himself only pulls $622,000. The Remuneration Tribunal, the independent body responsible for this mess, just released a consultation paper admitting it might need to dial things back. The rot started between 2011 and 2014, when the tribunal commissioned a report from consultants Egan Associates that explicitly used private sector CEO salaries as benchmarks. The tribunal calls that report a "touchstone" (a fancy word for "we copied their homework"). They've since tried to distance themselves from private sector comparisons, claiming in their recent Senate testimony that they "do not use private sector positions as comparators." That's revisionist history at its finest. The 2011 Egan report is sitting right there in their own archives, and it's dripping with CEO salary data. Senator Jacqui Lambie introduced a bill in 2025 to cap secretary pay at the prime minister's salary, which the Senate committee rejected as too blunt. But the committee hearings exposed bipartisan unease. Coalition senators Dave Sharma and Jessica Collins essentially told the tribunal to read the room, questioning whether million dollar salaries are even necessary to attract talent and demanding more transparency about how public sentiment factors into their decisions. Lambie went further, calling for a performance audit of the tribunal itself by the Australian National Audit Office (ANAO). The tribunal's defense centers on comparing secretaries to heads of economic regulators like the Reserve Bank of Australia (RBA) and the Australian Securities and Investments Commission (ASIC). But here's the kicker: the tribunal sets those salaries too. It's circular reasoning dressed up as benchmarking. They're also pointing to wild variations in Senior Executive Service (SES) pay (the deputy secretaries and direct reports who sometimes earn nearly as much as their bosses). But those variations exist because central pay controls were devolved in the 1990s and 2000s, creating a fragmented mess the tribunal then used to justify boosting the top. What's missing from this entire discussion is tenure. Australian department secretaries can be terminated at any time for any reason. They're effectively employed at pleasure. When that system was introduced under the Keating government in 1994, pay increased significantly to compensate for lost job security. But now we've got both insecure employment AND CEO level salaries. Research on public sector motivation (the idea that people join government to serve the common good rather than chase dollars) suggests Australia has over indexed on financial incentives compared to other democracies. The question isn't whether these roles are important. It's whether we're paying for talent or just inflating egos.